Listening To A Drug Lord From Breaking Bad Read A Nissan Van Warranty Is The Path To Madness

Turn off the lights. Crank up your computer’s volume. Sit down. Hit play. Hear drug lord Tuco Salamanca read the full warranty for the Nissan NV200 little cargo van.

Lose yourself in all the rolled ‘r’s. Empty your mind. Think about rust protection. Play it again.

Let the madness take you.

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