A couple of days ago we learned that Jalopnik is infested with girls. Cooties too, most likely. But we also learned that one of the things girls like least about cars are the guys who drive them. Which begins to surprise us until we start thinking about it. Still, women are human, too. But are they goofy enough to bed down with a guy just because of his car? For fear of sounding like a boastful frat boy, we're keeping our anecdotes top secret. But for the record, the Z06 gets us very wet, indeed.