Traffic sucks, so why not start your morning off with some music? You provide the toast and we’ll provide the jams.

Hey, today, instead of just a 3-minute song, settle down for a whole eight-minute long story! Some art student even animated this one. It’s about revenge and the sea and all that, so there’s something for everyone.


Have a good day, and, you know, break that bastard’s fingers to splinters and all that.

Senior Editor, Jalopnik • Running: 1973 VW Beetle, 2006 Scion xB, 1990 Nissan Pao, 1991 Yugo GV Plus • Not-so-running: 1973 Reliant Scimitar, 1977 Dodge Tioga RV (also, buy my book!)

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