Traffic sucks, so why not start your morning off with some music? You provide the toast and we’ll provide the jams.

Hey, today, instead of just a 3-minute song, settle down for a whole eight-minute long story! Some art student even animated this one. It’s about revenge and the sea and all that, so there’s something for everyone.

Have a good day, and, you know, break that bastard’s fingers to splinters and all that.