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Oh, the poor, maligned K Car. Long the butt of jokes, you nevertheless helped save Chrysler's bacon at a time when it was in mortal danger. And what respect are you paid? You're chopped in half in under a minute by a 22-year-old woman wielding a reciprocating saw. Kelly Breton took just 58.76 seconds to separate the vehicle's front from its rear at industrial tool supplier N.H. Bragg's open house in Bangor, ME. We have no idea if she ate cake afterward. [Thanks to prplhaze for the tip]

Woman cuts 1984 car in half,awing spectators in Bangor [Bangor Daily News]

"I Like the Cool Stuff": Homespun Ad Pitches Dodge Aries K [Internal]