“Then we get into other sections where [the script is] just like ‘then they haul ass on dirt roads.’ Where I was like, okay, then we get there and I have this big problem to solve in the morning. So I do over-write those scenes. In fact the scripts are probably annoying to read for people who aren’t gearheads.

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“...my wife [Kristen Bell] was like ‘Hun, I can’t get through this whole section,’ with, going from the drug house to the bridge scene with the fuckin’ motor home, and all that stuff, it was very dense because I wanted to know when I got there exactly what I was doing.”

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“I wanted to think it all out beforehand, just so we could move quickly. But! Then, also you get there and my stunt coordinator Steve DeCastro, who I know from riding motorcycles, we’re motorcycle friends who I then found out he was a stunt man, then I made him my coordinator on my last movie and then this movie, I’ll get there and I’ll have planned something else out, and he’s like ‘ok, so, Dave can do that, he’s gonna do that, but we were also thinking it’d be kinda cool if Dave did this.’ And I’m like, ‘oh, yeah, that’s much cooler if Dave does that.’ So there is definitely input from the stuntmen.”

A: “I’m guessing this is a question you’ve gotten a lot, but was CHiPs the show a thing for you as a kid?”

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D: “Well… I’m from Detroit, and the weather’s terrible eight months of the year, and so I was a little kid… that show started when I was 2 and ended when I was 8, and I would turn on the TV and for an hour you’re in California with two guys riding motorcycles the whole time, going by the beach and palm trees and all this.”

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“So, I loved that, I loved the world they were in. I didn’t follow the plot, who cares about this and that, but the things I loved about it were: motorcycles, California, and this weird odd-couple. You know? This lanky white dude and this super-suave latino guy, so those were things that I felt like them movie should have as well. But other than that I didn’t feel a lot of loyalty to the way.”

[At this point Dax’s minders told me time was almost up, so I asked him if he read Jalopnik; he said he did, but he politely disagrees on one central point.]

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D: “Well I think it’s kind of like a hipster version of a car mag, you know? It’s like funny and sarcastic and, you like all this niche shit that I like, whether it’s 24 hours of LeMons or, just the weird stuff you guys care. The only thing I don’t relate to is this obsession with Miatas that you guys seem to have? I can’t find my way into the Miata love.”

“You guys love Miatas right?”

A: “Well it’s a great dollar-to-smile ratio.”

D: “Yeaaah… I think there are better dollar-to-smile ratios but, I’ll give you a pass on the Miata love. Like when the new one came out you guys were SO excited, I was like, are you really this excited about the Miata?”

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A: “It sounds like you gravitate toward the muscle stuff.”

D: “I love cubic inches. There’s cars I love, like, I want to love the new Ford GT. It’s so beautiful, I can’t believe how beautiful it is, and I’m sure it’s so powerful but I fucking hate that it has a V6. Drives me nuts.”

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A: “They don’t quite have, the sound, do they.”

D: “No, and I borrowed the new Raptor and took it to the dunes a couple months ago? The truck is a-mazing. It’s perfect. But I’m like, why have a V6? The thing doesn’t get good gas mileage just put a V8 in it!”

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That’s when Dax’s crew politely gave me the boot out of his hotel room, but it was great to catch up with a Jalopnik reader who actually drives the kind of badass engine-swapped station wagons we’re always fantasizing about.

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You should check out his motorcycle movie CHIPS when it comes out on March 24th.