The Crashes At The Goodwood Festival Of Speed Will Depress And Amaze You

1.1 miles up the hill. How hard can it be? Very.

Every year, some push it hard at the Goodwood Festival of Speed while some push it even harder until the hay bales stop them. There are also celebrities who can't really drive that well. Here are 2014's red flags:

Mercedes-Benz SL 500 Rally: Too fast.

Chevrolet Camaro IROC: Too narrow.

Alfa Romeo 4c: Too little steering. (@8:57:55)

Nismo GT-R: Too many bicycles on the driver's side.

Aston Martin DB7 Silhouette: Too much fiberglass.

Better luck next year!


Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire

It's amazing how strong those hay bales are.