Florida Congressman Bob Wexler visited Stephen Colbert and his Repor-sans-the-t this past week and although he had some interesting comments about cocaine and prostitutes, his most important comments to us came on the issue of drilling in ANWR, the Gulf of Mexico...and using caribou meat to power SUV's. Although we side with Colbert on this one, we're willing to listen to Wexler's point of view just this once...just as long as it's in a Miami hotel room and we're all doing lines off a hooker's ass.

Colbert's Worst Nightmare: Bear Cub Eats Dinner In Back Seat Of Vintage Red Buick; Washes It Down With Jack Daniel's And Absolut [internal]