Commenter Of The Day: "Smilin" Bob Edition

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Late-night TV screens tuned into Sportscenter were filled a few years ago with images of an average suburban father and a pleased wife. Why were they so happy? "Smilin" Bob had a giant wang thanks to Enzyte. Or so really pathetic men were led to believe. Instead, the product apparently did nothing and the men behind the company were indicted for numerous charges of fraud and money laundering. Eventually, the company's owner was found guilty and sentenced to 25 years in prison. Even his mom was convicted to two years, before being released on bond after giving up her home and money. Who's smilin' now? Having a flaccid Hyundai horn is unfortunate, but Mazarin thinks there's a cure.

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