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More Simpsons references? Oh hell yeah. And why stop now? We're sure that all of you fondly remember when Fat Tony and the Mob were trying to whack Krusty (but it was really Homer) and instead kept shooting Flanders. Is this car related? You bet your bible that you keep close to your heart. Jump for the explanation.

Herr Wert posted about the mind boggling phenomenon that is kiddies wrapping parts of their rides up in carbon fiber. In other words, for the sake of fashion people are making their cars heavier. Just awful. No surprise then that colectively, you were all aghast. And our man TheGuinnessTooth made the following observation:

Wouldn't it just be easier to SHOOT some speed holes into your hood and paint on some racing stripes?

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Not only easier, but a hell of a lot more fun. Though Jalopnik advises shooting your car after you wrap 'em up in lame.