For passengers on a Mexican airline, a classic phrase from our favorite foul-mouthed actor from a B-movie about snakes came horrifyingly true. The jokes practically write themselves, but because this is a clean blog that believes in wholesome family values, we left the swear out of the fucking headline.  


But our readers understood that this story called for PG related language.

Damn, right... motherfucker!

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