Photo: GM

Of all the General Motors brands that left us too soon, Pontiac is perhaps the one I miss the most. Fortunately, For Sweden agrees with me for a change: all you really need in a car is a Pontiac.

Specifically, you need a Sunbird, as it is capable of doing good, silly feats of just ain’t care like we saw today. Take it away, Mr. Børk:

The next time a Cargument breaks out as to whether you should buy a given car, just remember: my coworkers are probably wrong. Whatever the situation is, you just need a beater from a dead brand.

Congratulations on your COTD win, For Sweden! For Pontiac!