Comment Of The Day: Filthy Rich Edition

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Photos of the upcoming Rolls-Royce Cullinan leaked today, and while a lot of it was a bit “ho-hum Rolls-Royce we’ve seen before but now an SUV,” we simply could not get over those rear-facing jump seats. But what are they even for?


Since this was a leak, details about the seats are a bit scant for now. But they appear to only pop out when the trunk is open, and that would make them a rare luxury on a car full of luxuries. I mean, how often, really, are you at a Buffalo Bills game? So what could their purpose be?

Thankfully, we have Rosin here to explain:


Ah, now it all makes sense. It’s not just a space for you and your friend to chill and set each other on fire, in true Bills fashion. It’s meant to be combined with the sunroof and your local peasantry, so that they can hurl (hopefully clay) pigeons through the air for your enjoyment.

Truly, it’s the little touches that really display engineering and design brilliance.

Congratulations, Rosin, on your COTD win. May you never run out of peasants or pigeons.

Deputy Editor, Jalopnik. 2002 Lexus IS300 Sportcross.

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Congratulations, Mr. Rosin, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a Rolls Royce which this lovely chauffeur will deliver and then throw clay pigeons for you to shoot at.