CJ Wilson Automotive (yes, that CJ Wilson) is auctioning longtime pro wrestler and fighter dude CM Punk’s first car for charity right this very moment. Yes, the car is a Chevy Monte Carlo. Yes, there are vomit stains in it.
Those reportedly come from even longertime (now retired wrestler) Harley Race, as claimed by Punk himself.
I have been told that the outside of the car has been cleaned, but the inside has been left, uh, pristine. Hence the presumed upchuck stain.
As the judges at Pebble Beach would say, this is a lovely unrestored and very original example of a front-wheel drive Monte Carlo. It is a 2001 model in ‘LS’ trim with period-correct accessories such as a Rancid sticker in the back window.
The patina is quite charming and there appears to be minimal wear on the grey cloth seats. Mileage is 143,000, all but 216 of those were put on under CM Punk’s care as he rose to pro wrestling fame.
CM Punk does plan on autographing the vehicle, possibly right next to the Chiquita Banana sticker on the dash. Bidding is currently at $1000, and the full listing is right here.
Photo Credits: CJ Wilson’s Children’s Charities Benefit Concert
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