BREAKING: Cat Has Been Apprehended

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Poor and unfortunate Top Gear presenter Rory Reid was being terrorized by a feral cat, we learned yesterday. We raised concerns for his well-being. We waited for news with bated breath.

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When we left off yesterday, the cat had escaped and “legged it,” which I understand is a British way of saying “ran away.” Then, it was time for Phase 2.

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If the cat was smart it would not have come back.

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That doesn’t look big enough for a tiger, but okay, suit yourself.

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So thoughtful!

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WHOA HOT SHIT YOU GOT IT!!! Jesus! Just look at that thing, it’s vicious!

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I can tell you’re in a hurry because you forgot the period at the end of your sentence. It’s okay, I forgive you.

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Goddamn. One cage couldn’t hold that furious feline, you needed two.

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Congratulations, Mr. Reid! Glad your home is yours once more.

(h/t to Dusty Ventures!)