Bonus: What Would You Drive on a Date with Jezebel's Slut Machine?

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Only from the mind of a married man. Well, that's not totally fair, as a large number of Jalops spend way too much some time reading our sister site, Jezebel. Though not as much as Al, apparently. Still, as we're letting Al Navarro take over the QOTD for a couple of days, we have to take what he gives. Al's question is thus:

You've just won a date with One D at a Time author and Jezebel co-editor
"Slut Machine" Tracie Egan...what car do you borrow to take her out in?

A tough one indeed.

Since "doing it" is all but assured (hey, she's the one who calls herself "Slut Machine") something flashy ain't the ticket. We're thinking big and red. Something fast. A convertible. Yet with a trunk big enough for two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls. Hell, who even needs Tracie at that point? But maybe that's just us. You?

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At such a mixer, I think we'd all be looking over at the cool New York kids from Gawker and be scheming how to steal their cars and clothes.


FWIW, I think cross-posting more in the future is a good thing. Like in my college women's studies classes when everyone would turn to me or the other token male in the room and ask "So Al, what do guys think?" (I'm assuming the readership of Jez/Jal are pretty much opposite in terms of gender percentage.)