Blip: Welcome To Dimension Paint

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It’s Friday! The day we, traditionally, take a moment to remember our brothers and sisters in Dimension Paint, a strange and beautiful parallel universe where all living beings are just like us, but all objects are rendered with the skilled hand of a mid-century graphic designer. It’s a beautiful realm, but a bit tricky if you’re, you know, trying to do surgery or something.

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Marie “I am so sorry Claude, but you are not the father of my baby.”

Claude “What? I am not! How is that possible! Who is this swine! I will tear him limb from limb! I have a gun, I will shoot him!