Blip: Uber For Cattle

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Look, I get that you spent all weekend crafting your pitch for Moovr, Uber for cattle, but I have to tell you that it’s already been done. Sorry. Now, MeatGrindr is still untapped, if you have a moment to hear my pitch...

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“MeatGrindr” uhh... Is this some sort of veiled threat of fun against us of a certain orientation?

All joking aside, what on earth is this thing? Surely the volume of buyers of this thing was like 12? I can think perhaps vets and the not to bright cow farmer who thought this was a better idea than a trailer.