Blip: The Lincoln For Aliens

I bet you didn't know once Lincoln's biggest growth market was liquid-metal aliens

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Back in the 1980s, Lincoln was looking to expand to new markets, so they set their sights on Beta Tarquania, the second planet of the Tarquanian system, which had a population of tall, wealthy, liquid-mercury-skinned beings and a society based on comfortable, quiet travel to and from airports.

That, or someone at Lincoln’s ad agency pocketed the money set aside for human models.

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