Ever heard of the Earthtone Republic? It’s a country that, due to geological anomolies, only contained earthtone colors. The ER had one small stretch of coastline, and from there they could extract Ocean Dalmatians, which they would use to extract pure black and white pigments that they would use to slightly enhance their clothes and other industries, like black vinyl tops for their imported Ford Taunuses.
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You are a strange cat. I love it. Have you considered writing a science fiction novel?