I’d just like to invite all of you to read this caption, as I did, like General Motors is talking about its “Truck People” as not people who designa nd build trucks, but sentient trucks, and you see one of them right there, staring at you, a Truck Person ready to talk about how he deserves rights and maybe he and all his other Truck People are sick of being told what to do and oh man this is gonna get baaaaad.