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A big mean cruise ship physically crushed a sweet and fine marina of lil’ boats in Messina, Italy recently, totally sweeping it over with its propeller wash alone.

The mere nearness of the cruise ship, its very presence, was enough to cause an estimated $250,000 in damages to the tasteful teeny boats this past Sunday, as gCaptain reports from local newspapers.


Carnival is now getting investigated for this gross grossness.


Raphael Orlove is features editor for Jalopnik.

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