Of course. Her instagram account will also have 10 billion followers and she will only ride in a tube top and a pout because she’s strong and independent. Read more

Given the target demo in the article, I’d imagine it rhymes with “Mike On”. Read more

because most of the buff books are by men, for men. or more realistically, for 16-year-old boys. Read more

Oh RXwhatever is fine, But now I want a SPARK for next summer! Read more

Thanks for increasing the motorcycle content on Jalopnik! I’m very close to getting a bike after many years without one, so the extra nudge has been perfect timing! Read more

Total fearection.
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Stock character from 1960s Disney films.

Santa Ana? That’s just around the way. I’m on injured reserve right now but I live in Costa Mesa so I will come down and shoot the shit / lift the weights when I am back on the program.
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You ever had that feeling like “I better concentrate SUPER hard RIGHT NOW, or I might DIE”? Not tooting a horn, but that image brings that to me because I’ve had it on these things, and it can get as scary as you want it to get. And at some point you realize the machine can go further, but you cannot. Adrenaline is… Read more

“I’m Scaroused”

Dude, I feel your pain. One day (I was maybe 6 or 7, possibly younger) my dad and I stopped to grab a cheeseburger from a restauarant. I saw that Bacon was on the menu. EVerything aligned. The light bulb turned on. So I “created” the bacon cheeseburger sometime around 1992-1994.

Haven’t Googled it yet, but something… Read more

Very cool. I like how often you interact with the people commenting on here. It’s neat to be able to talk directly to someone who is so involved in the industry. It’s not the first time you’ve heard this or the last, but you have a bad ass job my friend.
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Wow, I literally just donated $10 to a friend doing this. Did not expect to see it as a Jalopnik article. Good work! Read more

I disagree. I’m a motor things enthusiast, but I focus on ATVs and jetskis and other small recreational vehicles. This is one of the first Jalopnik articles I feel actually qualified to read and comment on.
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It doesn’t undermine it, it adds to it.

If you already know you don’t like the subject it’s really very simple, Don’t click on the link, it was perfectly clear what it was about.

I like cars, bikes, boats, I don’t know if I like jetskis as I’ve never tried one, but after reading this article I sure as hell want to try… Read more

Great writing. I’ve been since little riding Seadoos and I’m very exited to try these newish ones. Read more

And to all those Chicago peeps, I’m heading out on the Motoworks Chicago route: https://www.gentlemansride.com/join/Motoworks…

Man, I feel like this is aimed right at me. My uncle died on a motorcycle, and while I’d love to ride one myself, my whole family would pretty much disown me. They do, however, all love PWCs. I think I need a Spark or two. I’ve ridden a turbo 1300 cc PWC that sounds like those big ones, but I’d definitely rather have… Read more

Ugh. Jet skis, always messing up my quiet kayaking times. Good review, though!