It’s been rainy and in the 60s and 70s here recently. Not very warm, especially going 70 mph on cold water. Read more

Wow, so you can get 2 Sparks and a trailer for less than 1 of these things? Nice!!! Read more

OK dick, no need to insult the guy’s ink just cuz you think jesus hates tattoos almost as much as the gays...
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I have no real use for a pwc, but you had me checking ebay for a pair of sparks. Great article, keep up the good work. Read more

Totally agree, riding a good jetski is like riding a good sportbike, but there’s more room for fun on the lake, and a good bit less self-inflicted danger. Read more

Sounds like people want a Squirters.jalaopnik.com. :) Read more

If I still lived in Michigan I think I’d love to have that spark as well. PWCs are so much fun. They beat you to death in the most wonderful of ways. Read more

Not at all in NYC, but we are a melting pot.

Jetskis are solid proof that the trope “Money doesn’t buy happiness” is 100% untrue. Rich people own jetskis, and people on jetskis are always smiling. Therefore money DOES buy happiness. Read more

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Wit or grafx skilz. Pick one. Read more

can you still put a helmet mohawk on it? - squids everywhere Read more

Cosigned. Read more

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Then there’s the Yamaha SR400, but that thing is so bad, not even Sean is willing to ride one. Read more

I miss Ben Spies. Read more

Whose going to take care of this erection Sean? Who?!? Read more