It Follows (and grabs you by the pussy) Read more

He’s an editor here. He probably isn’t going anywhere. It might be in your better interest for you to fuck off, instead. Read more

Why? Why waste all this road space? You're only making traffic jams longer than they need to be... Read more

Sorry, I disagree. While the downside of the zipper merge is the existence of that asshole, the alternative is stupid - wasting 100's of feet of open lane space just to make a point. Read more

The people lining up early are the problem. Know why? Because they’re DOUBLING the length of the traffic jam. If everybody would just fill both lanes until the merge point, that exit 4 miles back from the bottleneck would be totally unaffected. But the idiots that think they’re somehow being nice or respectable by… Read more

Dear ‘Murricans on Jalopnik - please stop being stupid. Can You? Please? Read more

So you’re arguing that we shouldn’t be using the full capacity of the roadway and to encourage single-lane backups miles before a work zone, then?
I’m working by a long-term construction site with a years-long lane closure and every morning I see a queue backing up through multiple intersections in the one through lane… Read more

Yeah, let’s just merge into one lane as early as possible and leave road space unused, that way we can maximize congestion and make traffic jams much longer! Read more

That’s what the siren and lights are for, brah Read more

When he was growing up you could legally rape your wife, and no one said anything if you slapped her around a bit for burning your dinner. Read more

Can we stop using “pussy” as a word to mean weak though? My vagina has birthed three god damn kids. Read more

“When I grew up, those things weren’t called racist.” Read more

I respectfully object, Clint. This is clearly the booty generation and the fact that you think it is the pussy generation denonstrates how wildly out of touch you are with the youths Read more

White men getting offended over other people getting offended is the most pussy shit of all. Just fucking get over it. Read more

HILLARY WILL NOT NUKE PEOPLE. For the love of God. Do not sit anything out. I don’t care if you don’t like her, Trump will get this country fucked.
Read more

Foxtrot Alpha, dickface. Read more

its chinese name, batie = bus on rails Read more

That’s such a huge part of it. I’m in the Philly burbs, and a duplex in my neighborhood costs what a mansion does there. Read more

It is so difficult to wrap my head around how many folks on that show have a budget (INCLUDING RENO!) of $100-125k and come out with a totally gorgeous house. Read more

This is my favorite show on HGTV, aside from HH International. They’re the only hosts on HGTV who don’t irritate the crap out of me (Flip or Flop just can’t shake the douche-y vibe, and I don’t understand why the woman is always shouting at the camera when they cut away to their documentary-style interviews?). Joanna… Read more