Too bad I can’t get Fisher-Price to sponsor the Porschelump. Our team mascot is their toy!

I love everything about this.
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This (with the exception of ranch chips, which are miraculously fine) is the correct take. Ranch is vile.
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I love cheese, and I love lobster bisque.
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Oh, no—In-N-Out sucks, too. Much like CFA’s soggy, oversalted breading, those fries are a war crime.
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Seriously, someone dropped the ball in vetting this one. Not only does their chicken suck, but they don’t fulfill the basic needs of being open when the rest center is.
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WELCOME TO TEXAS, ELON
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Hush, now—as a native Texan, I unfortunately know that common sense no longer has any sway on the absolute idiots who run our state government.
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Ugh, yeah. It felt like a ton of folks stayed home from COTA last year because it was too expensive...so the solution was to raise prices again? Insanity.
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Oh, there’s no way I would’ve shelled out my own cash to go. Absolutely not. I’ve been to more scenic autocrosses than that, and I got to drive my own car in those—for a lot less money, too. Meanwhile, here’s this new Miami race, out here giving Dallas ‘84.
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But that’s Miami. The Miami Grand Prix is very Miami and more of a Miami event than a Formula 1 event. Las Vegas is going to be the same. Whether that works for F1 will be seen. Read more

That has a *concerning* amount of flush spray, so I’m glad you can use the force here. I, too, would want to stand back.
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I know I call my cars my garbage sons, but I think this might be the most garbage garbage son of all time. I have been one-upped. Watch out, Dreaded Laramie.
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It’s a bulky mass with a giant plain slab for a rear end. Windows aren’t just functional things that work when a camera breaks—they’re also aesthetically pleasing.
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The Leopard is way cooler: facts.
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Good thing it’s not a BMW. They’d find some stupid justification to make the bird-or-wave screen a $70/month subscription.
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Just because one car is hideous doesn’t mean that other cars can’t also be hideous. The new big-snout BMWs are just hot messes.
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IDK, man, the midwest has an off-putting attachment to ranch, so I’d call that weird as hell.
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I don’t want to do either! We mostly stay home here when it’s Witch’s Tit-cold outside, for what it’s worth. Even if you can drive in it, no one who learned how to drive in Texas can. That’s a barely functioning set of drivers in perfect conditions, anyway.
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I’ve heard this, but I haven’t really seen it in action outside of big trucks.
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