Yeah—I remember the later Caddies from the ‘90s being more pastel pink than mauve.
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Subway’s about as fresh as the spoiled contents of my fridge that are slowly roasting in the compost bin outside right now, but this is a great idea. Honestly, the best part of testing that Taycan over in Germany a few years back were the plazas along the Autobahn. The best ones had two essential road trip items: 1. pl… Read more

those chili cheese dogs and tots tho = *chef’s kiss*
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...okay, but how well does it play with my Type 4's carbs? That’s the real question I want to know. Ethanol can go straight to gummy hell and while I like the idea of alternative fuels that cause less damage to produce, they shouldn’t accelerate the decline of my garbage car sons, either.
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Ha! Our Sedan de Ville was Antelope Firemist. Even had a matching vinyl quarter-top.
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Gosh, that is CLEAN. We had an ‘89 Sedan de Ville when I was a kid, and it was a great car. Folks rag on these for not making a lot of power for a V8 and for being FWD, but this is a land yacht—it needs to be comfortable, not necessarily fast. As a big GM car should, it could fly along comfortably at [redacted] MPH on… Read more

You’re all still dead to me for not buying me a Paris-Dakar 959, though. <3 Read more

See, this is part of why I think the 997.1 RS might be the one to have for repeated trackday hoonery: the best color combos, still very manual with three damn pedals and a stick, not as big as later generations of the 911, no silly egg headlamps, and notably, NO CENTERLOCKS.
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not hooning the living daylights out of this vehicle should be a criminal offense
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I want to send this so hard. I’ve never wanted to send anything more in my life, but this? My gosh. I would send it and then send it some more. It must be sent. The 911 Dakar is begging: “Send Me.” It belongs in low-earth orbit, competing with satellites for send height and duration. I’m glad they’ve though about… Read more

Ahem. Porschelump is good parsh.
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This rules. Kinda reminds me of the heavily metalflaked black that Ferrari’s got now.
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oh hells yeah
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You laugh, but $250K in parshverlanding Taycan vs. $250K in Austin’s housing market...uhhhhh would my Puffalump collection fit in the parsh?
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I think it’s a “I ran out of space” kinda deal, or a nice solution if you end up in places with rocky ground a lot. Granted, you could probably swap the tent for a “stuff I use less” storage pod to the same effect, and sleeping pads exist for ground camping, too, but I camp out pretty regularly, and not gonna lie, the… Read more

Man, $70 is big pimpin’. I think I bought my not-balls-frozen-cold-weather one for like €15ish at Decathlon because I wanted that space in my ‘ring trip bag for weird beers to bring.
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Yeah, the dude absolutely seems like the right pick here.
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Rare miss from me, parsh. Read more

It’s more rounded, though. Sleeker. More coherent than whatever’s going on here.
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