Neeeeeeeiiiiighhhhh, Wilbuuuuurrrrrr.
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That’s absolute robbery for a “cheese product.”
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Miata is always THIS answer.
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Ikea recently switched from köttbullar meatballs to the inferior, less oniony huvudroll ones, and I am NOT PLEASED. Big downgrade. It sucks.
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Hell, I’m surprised that’s not just the number of recipes for potatoes.
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Gotta say......that’s good parsh.
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Is there anything more fun than a Cayenne? Not sure.
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“Well, VW has the actual Hitler Beetle cabrio, but you don’t see it paraded around in Pebble Beach, do you? Read more

Hey, now. I was barred from suggesting Cayennes when I wrote here, but let’s be honest, Cayenne is always the real answer.

Yeeeeeep. If you need reliable transportation, you’re kinda stuck.
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Oh no! I remember the 240SX story. What a beloved basket-case, but as someone with two garbage car sons, well, it’s why the Lancer is around. (Also, because the Lancer is good.) Read more

The Drive is good and everyone should read it, too.
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Came for the dragoning reference, would leave satisfied IF THE DAMN KIDS WOULD GET OFF MY LAWN!
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Aw, thanks.  Read more

Oh, no. Justin isn’t listed as he’s forever a teen who will not die, for sure, as a fact. Read more

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You seem like the one who would survive WAY longer than that out of the remaining staff. You’ve had your own death scare, and like Erin, you punched the Grim Reaper in the sack. That’s enough for now. If I had to rank who’s probably going to die first, in the order from dead tomorrow to possibly surviving—”possibly”… Read more

RIP Hoon of the Day, long live Hoon of the Day. Read more

1. Beige-on-beige 2002 Nissan Altima (again, as in, it returns to make my life hell once more). Specifically, the Failtima, a car so bad it Read more