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Mercedes Streeter
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Staff Writer at Jalopnik, learning pilot and does bus stuff. Smart Fortwo (x4), Honda Beat, Suzuki Every, VW Touareg V10, Passat TDI, Jetta TDI, Audi TT, Buell Lightning, Triumph Tiger, Genuine Stella

It was for “careless driving”, not “reckless driving”. Read more

Why would you NOT write a ticket in that situation? Running into the back of another car is the definition of careless driving. What if she had run over a worker at the car wash instead of just running into another car? Read more

meanwhile, I can get ethanol free 87 octane for under $3/gal in mid MO. The downside is I have to live in mid MO Read more

Pro Tip: To get a whole tankful of premium, when the owner goes in to pay, drive away in their luxury car. Read more

The people who really need to hear this are the asshats literally pouring gas onto the ground because they would rather commit environmental crimes than risk having a drop of low-octane swill touch their FiNe LuXuRy AuToMoBiLe Read more

Pft don’t lump me in with those vape juicers. An Evo would never =) Read more

Your plebe car isn’t going to benefit from higher octane gas anyways. Read more

I get that they are different cars, but come on they look damn near the same to me lol. Read more

Trucker Stig

Let’s not forget that Stig comes from a very large family with cousins across the globe. Big Stig, African Stig, Australian Stig, etc... Read more

I have literally never spoken anyone who said they truly liked Biden. All of the Americans i know, voted for him because it was the choice between a combative racist homo/transphobic reli-fascist approving geriatric creep and a confused old grandpa who should’ve been retired years ago.
When it comes to old people Read more

Truth, facts, and logic are things he has a very poor understanding of, if it sounds good in his brain whatever chaotic drivel there is comes out. Read more

I heard that the Pillow Guy is already investing in couch manufacturing just in case.
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I will bring automobile manufacturing back to the highest level in the history of our country...it’ll be like it was 50 years ago. Read more

Plus, if he wins and Agent Orange dies in office, we would get JD Vance as President. Read more

Don’t insult stupid motherfuckers like that. He’s somehow worse. Read more

Note to anyone who drives through Indiana — that state has the greatest and most eclectic variety of unmarked Smokies of any state I’ve ever been in. You dont know you’re in front a cop barreling down I-65 until his cherries light, because you’re being followed by a Ford Tempo or mid-90's Ford Escort. It’s either Read more