(Hat tip to Ray Wert!) Read more

Whatever. That mustache looks awesome. Read more

That is the most terrifying thing I've seen in a long time. Read more

Check out this slick interactive map of San Francisco that gives you the history be the city's street names. Read more

And now other automakers know what to expect if they do a Reddit AMA. Read more

Luckily, I have an immediate solution to this problem. Whoever came up with this inane idea at each major rental car company should simply take all the bound keys and, one by one, force them deeply into their own rectums with their fingers. Read more

How much would it piss Sam Smith off if I played him in the movie? Read more

Check out what itrasi.net says now:

In general, any corner on any track I happen to be racing on is probably the toughest corner in motorsports. Read more

My older brother Corey has Down Syndrome — and this warms my heart. Read more

For example... Whitson Gordon!

Maybe one of these days I'll actually get the new newsfeed. Read more

Apparently video games have now replaced cars as the new "barn finds." Sigh. Read more

If Micki were still editing TMS she'd point out that, also like Mad Men, the execs at Chrysler seem to be largely male. Read more

Oops. Double posted. Damn Kinja. Read more

I didn't actually read your comment, but have I mentioned how much I love your screen name? Read more

Slows. Easy. Next? Read more

Yes, Redsmoke does pretty good brisket. But Slows does better mac n' cheese. No comparison. Read more

See, told y'all I was right with The Fusion Project. Even Jason Castriota agrees the car looks good! Read more

"...which is why all of my non-Detroit friends ask me to take them to Slows whenever they're in town, because apparently there's nowhere else to eat here." Read more