I'm so proud of my alma mater. Read more

Because that means Vettel would have made a public choice of three shoes instead of the customary two — and that might look bad for his PR image. Read more

That's the date they release the full bid video. This is just the trailer for that video. Read more

I'm so on board. Read more

Jalopnik — and Gawker Media — readers don't put up with b.s. That's precisely why I came up with The Fusion Project concept — and why everyone worked so hard to bring that initial concept to life in a transparent and authentic way. Read more

Go home, Matt. You're drunk. Read more

Thanks for the kudos. I'm glad to hear you liked them! Read more

I think you mean "dead golfers" — the appropriate unit of trunk measurement. Read more

I'm glad you like seeing other Jalopnik commenters! That's a huge part of the reason why we did it this way. Read more

You'll have to come back and tell us how you like it. Read more

Hey Sean, nice to have you here today! Read more

Yes, but Jason is more compact and cuddly. Read more

Hey Melina, thanks for stopping by. Great to e-see you again! Read more

Yeah, good call in getting that looked at. Read more

Yup, I think I did just get verbed. Read more

Wait, a "Wert-esque rookie mistake"? Read more

You mean other than Matt Hardigree? Read more

I'm sure Brian already RSVP'ed to Nick via email. Read more

(Sources: JSBlog, Wikipedia, Zumann) Read more

Jalop Gear? We've already DONE that.