pgeorge
Patrick George
pgeorge
Editor-in-Chief @ Jalopnik, 2015-2019.

Back in the summer of 1994 we tore it up in my Mother’s yellow Scoupe until I hit a Kangaroo about 20 kilometres in the other direction from where we told my parents we were going. The police had to come out and shoot the kangaroo as it was suffering Read more

Oh come on. This is yet another hit piece against the Trump administration. Its not like they have been removing environmental regulations on blatant polluters, intentionally understaffing agencys, canceling lawsuits already in progress and fighting states for protecting their waterways in court or anything. Witch Read more

Counter-counterpoint, we’re not talking about CO2 we’re talking about nitrogen oxides and particulates which are extremely toxic to humans. we’re not talking about greenhouse gases we’re talking about things that literally kill human beings when they are inhaled Read more

AWESOME! I was really hoping Tempest would come back. It’s a really unique show in the car podcast realm. Can’t wait! Read more

Americans need to stop complaining about the price. In a few months, after Brexit, the pound will be basically worthless and you’ll be able to pick one up for about $13.67.
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How can I get one of these Jalopnik parking signs?

True story, the guy ahead of me at the Birmingham, AL Budget rental car line reserved a Mid Size car, they gave him a Smart Car. And the rental agent defended the Smart Car as a Mid Size. Arguably the worst car available for rent, and, being that it’s the smallest you can get in this country, a strong candidate for Read more

How the shit could Uber have lost over $16bn in less than four years when they don’t pay their drivers a penny in actual salaries and benefits? That’s an absolute crapload of money, I’m boggling here. Read more

Toriyama is the artist that draw Dragon Balls, before he started to draw stuff more realistically, he use to take real world car and draw it in cartoonish proportion.

Drove one. Worst loaner car ever. (guess who doesn’t get his cars serviced at a dealer) YET kinda fun in a beat it like a rented donkey’ sort of way.

This is some excellent context... some of those were famously expensive when they happened so that adds a lot of weight to Uber’s ridiculous cash burn. Read more

Personally, it reminds me of Toriyama early car design

All the other CPO E63 wagons listed nationwide were well north of $70k, with several in the six-digit range, so yeah. This one is a bit of a reach beyond the $50k budget, but I figure within 10% is reasonable. Read more

I like the Cruze. Especially the hatchback. It’s an honest car. No better or worse than it should be and no glaring deficiencies that scream economy.  Read more

Counter agent talking to guy 2 ahead of me in line: We have a Sentra or a Corolla which would you...

who the fuck is speeding in a wrangler, those things are scary when you go fast!
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