Yes. I am an extremely powerful sorcerer Read more
I want some goddamn royalties, Jim Read more
Some things never change. Read more
Folks, Read more
That’s a perfect Jalop car, Cranz Read more
Oh yeah, his browser tabs! It’s the most terrifying fucking thing. He has like 5,000 Chrome tabs at any given times. I don’t think he’s shut down his computer since like 2012. Read more
I think it got pushed onto a flatbed, which I believe explains the reflector pieces we found outside. Fun day.
One time, Patrick invited me to get lunch with him. So we went to Planet Hollywood in Times Square, one door down from Jalopnik HQ. We ordered, then he realized he had a more important meeting to go to, and left me to eat a soggy salad by myself in the most depressingly cheerful restaurant I’ve ever been in. Read more
No no, we’re fine (blinks repeatedly) and don’t need you to send help (taps my own nose) because we are in mortal danger (nodding furiously) Read more
Also a great pick. Read more
I’ll tell you exactly what happened there. Our CEO made a bizarre comment during a meeting that rankled several people in it, including me. It was a comment not in the spirit of our wall between business and editorial, to say nothing of our union contract. But there have been no directives, no emails, no edicts to… Read more
I absolutely resent the implication that “ad dollars” have anything to do with what content appears on this site, and in what form. I welcome you to produce any proof that that actually happens. Read more
We definitely had to pause a few times to wonder if we were being fucked with Read more
As someone who’s covering this tonight and has shit to do tomorrow morning, this is the only thing I want Read more
Too much Mustang on the site lately. I specifically went for some other choices. But the current GT is very good, and so was the last one when they added the 5.0. Read more
I know this was meant to dunk on Steve back in the 1990s but I say anyone who DDs an Isetta today is cool as hell Read more
To be fair, Jalopnik’s not a monolith. And we’ve already covered the inherent cynicism in the name. Read more
Folks! Fred Smith (aka porsche9146 of Oppo fame) is gonna be helping out this weekend. Give him a warm welcome and let him know if his takes are good or not. Read more
And you KNOW that shit is gonna happen! It can’t not. Read more
Honestly, the hyphen in Mach-E is what bothers me the most Read more