parkerkligerman
Parker Kligerman
parkerkligerman

3/5 but all categories are pretty much covered

I’ve got a BMW X4 M40i and I was supposed to go to the beach. It didn’t happen. RED RUM! Read more

Congratulations, Mr. NO, on COTD! My award to you is a Lamborghini as soon as she finds her right arm.

Lamborghini will fight you. Lamborghini will fight your whole goddamn peasant family. Did you look at Lamborghini wrong? Who do you think you are? Lamborghini brought a goddamn laptop to the fight. Lamborghini is recording this. Lamborghini is going to use a f*cking satellite to quantify the speed, acceleration, and Read more

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The hustle gets even worse when you consider that the award juries themselves are frequently made up of the worst, free shrimp-hoarding shills who use their position on one of these panels to continue to get free cars and free trips even if they write for a publication with 12 readers. Read more

I can’t figure out why they wouldn’t let you drive anything.

People say the Ferrari 308 GTB was hot trash, but you know, I wouldn’t kick one out of my garage today. Read more