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Martin Grossinger
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Ransom demands included a new coffee maker and access to the Stargate. Read more

This is the only correct goddamn take and every clown who shows up at Lüftgëkühlt thinking their air-cooled 911 is an inspired, unique, #drivetastefully bit of outlaw counter-culture is deluding the hell out of themselves with a $2,000 Autodromo watch and a $50,000 car. Anyway, here’s my 924S Read more

Props to whoever put the hockey stripe on it, it looks eleventy-billion times better.

Double-props to the airbrushed dragon, because all vans should have some sort of fantasy or sci-fi mural. When I’m Emperor of the Known Universe(tm), this will be one of my many decrees.
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Still my favorite Blipshift shirt

Seriously, Taco trucks on every corner is the “chicken in every pot” for 2016. If voting Hillary gets you that, we are looking a Reagan level landslide.
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...a New Jersey neighborhood not exactly known for its residents’ respect of property. Read more

This has “hold my beer” written all over it.
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This is gonna be a great pilot episode for my new show “Law and Order: Special Vehicles Unit.” Read more