Of course, we don't actually hate the Ranchero. All car-pickup hybrids are welcome here. Especially if they have V8s up front. Read more

Noted, and fixed. My apologies. Read more

I remember walking into the beginning of my freshman year of high school, and my best friend had a Rio. We had no clue what the thing was, but he was super psyched about its 20GB capacity. Read more

What do I have to do to never have you make that face again? Read more

Magic. We do it with magic. Read more

Apparently it will be in the path of the August 21, 2017 solar eclipse. Whether that's a coincidence or a design feature, I do not know. Read more

I know they kept the original Mars' Cheese Castle sign, but I don't know about anything else. Read more

Haha, no worries. Didn't want you to think I'd done a half-assed job! Read more

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That's a low blow, man. Read more

Thanks, fixed. Read more

Thanks, fixed. Read more

Truth. Not being able to drive for months at a time is the worst. Read more

My mom has a black '03, and I love driving it whenever I'm at home. It easily swallows up my drum kit too! Read more

My hero. Read more

I appreciate the concern. I hope I don't too. Read more

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I agree. Surely though, if you ask nicely (and open your wallet a little more), the gents at Aston will paint the louvers to match the rest of the car. Read more

This is relevant to my interests. Help me out here, folks. Read more