Wait, when was the last meetup? Why did nobody tell me??? Read more
Leeeeena the Jalopchick
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Did you really grow up on an emu farm, Matt? Did you have enormous scrambled eggs? Read more
I give up. Going back to my Jalopnik circle on Google+. Read more
Dammit! What is this triple post shit? Read more
Seeing as the Accord has its door open, all I can think of is, "How on earth can they concentrate on having sex with that infuriating Honda BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP going on in the background?" Read more
Why didn't you come visit? We could have gone splashing around in the puddles together! Read more
I'll try to come out whenever there's a hurricane, ok? ;) Read more
Krewson! You're out here? Can we have a Jalopnik party? I can't decide what to do with my car anyway, so I'm considering driving it. Read more
What, no mention of the best Chrome extension for G+ of all time, Replies and More? Read more
It's a pretty awesome game, actually. My boyfriend played it when it first came out and was the first person to complete the game. I told him he should take a screenshot - hope he actually did. I believe his time (thanks to my assistance, I hope!) was around 10:30 for the entire thing. Read more
Erm. Yeah.
At least they can't put bullets in the heart I gave you. Read more
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WHY DID I FULLSCREEN THAT Read more
My dad bought a used 911 and put 250,000 miles on it (since it was his daily driver). Granted, I was fairly young when he sold it so I probably didn't pay super close attention, but I don't remember it ever being in the shop. There's a very good reason why you still see bajoodles of old 911s running around,… Read more
Um.... yeah. Android actually has more powerful barcode scanner apps than than any other platform. We're about to release an QR code app for Android that does some really awesome stuff, and we'd love to bring it to other platforms but we can't, because nobody can take advantage of what we're offering. :( Read more
Take over the government, eh? Don't forget absolute power corrupts absolutely, though. That's why I drive a Miata. ;) Read more
Speaking of funny plates, I think I have a new favorite. Spotted on Long Island last night.
Best website in the world for hilarious translations: Read more