No, it's a BMW Isetta. It's about a quarter the size of a Fiat 500. :P Read more

Dammit! Images don't seem to be working for me right now. Read more

One of the guys on my local forum.

Just a thought - you may wish to post as AMS Autowerks or something instead of using your actual name. You're not exactly hard to find on the internetz, especially for a bored cop. Read more

Don't believe it for a second. You can sit down inside like any other place. Read more

Successful troll is successful.

Hey! Didn't expect to see me here, didja? ;) Read more

Sorry, double post! Read more

I believe you're thinking of the (Volkswagen) decidedly un-Porsche V6 non-S Cayenne. Unless you're bemoaning the fact that they made the Cayenne line at all, in which case I'd like to point out that it's financed some pretty spectacular ventures since then. Read more

That's the most disturbing way to heart someone I've seen yet. Read more

@∞Gïmmï∞Mørgäikkøŋëŋ∞: Karen's a nice piece, too. Becca annoys me, though. Read more

@cosworth_heads ported for bench racing: Whoops, I'm sorry about that! here's a direct link to the image instead. Read more

@cosworth_heads ported for bench racing: I'm sure the OP has seen it too at this point, but sadly we aren't together anymore. He kept the car, I um... kept the lady? Dunno if it counts if I'm "keeping" myself. :P Read more

@cosworth_heads ported for bench racing: don't be jealous; I couldn't actually get the car running. Girlpower is apparently not a substitute for horsepower (plus putting an engine back in usually helps). Read more

@Blackened2k6: haha, you beat me to it. South Park FTW! Read more

@civicdrivr: hopefully they'll realize one of these days that they're missing the bigger market and rectify their silly omission. Le sigh. Read more

@Ravey Mayvey Slurpee: Haha, that's my picture! And no, he just went at it bareback... AFTER Sam and Krewson smeared jelly donuts all over it. Yeah. Try to get that image out of your head. Read more

@deadlycowpat95: Yes, there is a way. Go to this site and follow the instructions how to compute the SHA-256 for your username (and/or e-mail) and check if it's in the database. Read more

@oyumurtaci: School has been murdering me, sadly. I've been pulling probably an average of 2 all-nighters a week just to keep up with my workload, which doesn't leave much time for Jaloping. :( Read more

I believe that honor goes to a certain CTS-V Coupe press vehicle, thanks to a particular Jalopnik editor and the Bullrun this summer. No tickets for me, thank god. Read more