@BeanBone: ten bucks says I could teach her properly. Read more

I brake hard and late, but it's completely intentional. Ask anybody on here who's ridden with me what I'm like as a driver and how confidence-inspiring I am (or might not be...?). Read more

@skitter: Hehe, what tag do you think I should use? I'm thinking of just using #stories so anybody can contribute. Read more

@Roberto G.: I wear heels because I like how I feel in them. I happen to be able to drive (stick) in stilettos, too. Read more

@doug-g: You keep working on that and I'll keep working on building some Escher stairs in real life. Once we've each succeeded I think we'll have the basis for the world's first true perpetual motion machine! Read more

@RäcinG73™: Heh, I enjoy doing the unexpected from time to time. I hope nobody takes that to mean I didn't actually read it, especially Sam. Read more

@Ralph Wiley Is Poised: Wow, you learn something every day, don't you? Thanks for the information! The orange still seems a bit bright though.

@doug-g: Oh, I read it. I posted a tl;dr for the people who can't be bothered. If you actually feel like coming up with a quiz I'd be happy to take it. ;) Read more

tl;dr Toyota has problems. Read more

Not quite the right tones for Gulf Livery. Read more

@Roberto G.: Give those a little more support and we'll talk. Read more

@skitter: Depends what you're looking for. Search Harptallica if you're feeling bored, or Deborah Henson Conant if you want to see some awesome electric harpery. Read more

@ProfessorSlowmobile: Well, I'm from the San Francisco Bay Area. It's perfectly conceivable that kids there can make enough money for something like that. Read more

Um.... what happened to the front driver side? Read more

@spiegel1: I bet it isn't as farfetched as you think. It is in SoCal, after all. I knew kids who drove 911s to school (yes, high school). Read more

@Peugeot 504 - the Car for Nigeria: Hah! If you liked that, I have plenty of tales of shenanigans to regale you with. Some are more car-related than others, though, and I try to use only somewhat relevant stories unless otherwise specifically requested, as above. Read more

@Top-dead-center: All right you scamps, gather 'round. This is the tale of how Leeeeena wound up with a knife embedded in her hand.

@skitter: I only have a few, but there's an interesting story behind each. Read more

@Smells_Homeless: Bah! I want to see a lion with cornrows! Read more

@Smells_Homeless: Excellent point! So would the ostentatious version of that be an obese (peasant-fed) lion? Read more