@muhnkee_2 - Avantime Owner and 100% Jaloper: Heh, I was just taken aback momentarily. Maybe you could impress the neighbors instead with your fancy schmancy indoor plumbing, eh? Read more

@muhnkee_2 - Avantime Owner and 100% Jaloper: Whoa whoa whoa, I wasn't gonna go there. I'll stick with annexing the neighbors, thank you very much. Read more

@91GT: Exactly my point! Show your ire by buying older cars, folks! Read more

@muhnkee_2 - Avantime Owner and 100% Jaloper: You obviously need to get larger properties so the neighbors can't see, plebeian. Read more

@muhnkee_2 - Avantime Owner and 100% Jaloper: Or you could just hire 2-3 really fat peasants and have them smother the flames instead. It's a little quicker than having them huff and puff all over your car. Read more

Automotive trompe l'oeil of the laziest kind. Read more

Maybe I'm being old-fashioned or nostalgic or something, but all this says to me is that I have even more justification for buying older cars. My Miata is a 1999 and has gone to a dealer exactly once (for parts only, no work was being done). If my ECU throws a code about something, there are aftermarket or piggyback… Read more

@AV6Spd: On second thought, everything is balanced pretty well right now. I wouldn't want to make things too front-heavy, you know? Read more

@AV6Spd: Man, I wish I had a pair that looked like that. Read more

@AnotherHalfAsleepDeadGuy: Hey, I'm very green; I reuse and recycle! (That makes up for the abysmal gas mileage... right???) Read more

Time for Leeeeena to go dumpster diving! Read more

I'm having a really difficult time choosing among the Zonda (any), MC12, and KJR15. Damn. Can someone lend me those three so I can try them out and decide which I like best? Read more

@Adamskiy, as seen on TV!: HAHAHA that's freaking priceless. Read more

@KeyserSöze: Yes indeed. Read more

What I absolutely abhor is that people in SUVs think they can bully their way in front of me just because I'm a girl in a Miata. Try to pull some shit like in the picture with me and see what happens, I dare ya. Read more

@KeyserSöze: I just started a collaborative Google map for Los Jalops. Check it out and add yourself! Read more

@Baby Beater Benz: Really? I just assumed it was all styrofoam peanuts at this point. Thanks for the clarification. Read more

@oddfish: Heh, that makes me think of James and the Giant Peach. Don't eat your ship! Read more

@accipiter: Actually, I wonder if someone brought a pair of $250 cars, would they be allowed to switch them off during the racing and have a real team? Has anybody tried this? Read more

I smell LeMons candidates. There isn't a budget limitation on safety additions and upgrades, right? Read more