I like looking at those pipes sticking out and pretending it's a bosozoku Camry. Read more

@doug-g: You will shortly, never fear! Read more

Jalopnik Team Turn Signal? Read more

@doug-g: believe me, it was purely by accident. Thank god for Jalopnik drinking games otherwise I might not have recognized him and this crazy weekend wouldn't have happened. Read more

OH NO!!! Read more

@doug-g: Heh, hi! Thanks for the welcome :) And yeah, I'm sort of back with a bang... you'll see in the next couple of days. Read more

@Bueller: No, the outfit just has seams in unfortunate places.

@pauljones: I wish I had a stencil and can of spray paint. I'd have claimed it all for Jalopnik! Read more

Oh, there were plenty of pictures of Kim's ass. Enjoy.

@DonLuc: We ran out of the large stickers :( The small ones were only about 2-3 inches long, so unless someone got a super macro (in which case you wouldn't be able to fit the whole ass in the picture anyway), you wouldn't have been able to read it. I like your thinking, though! Read more

@iTekk: Hmmm, yeah, I missed that this was an Android app. What are the options for fill-in fields? I really like that I can customize Mileage to whatever fields I want, and that it's only about a quarter of a mb. Every bit of space counts on a non-apps2sd G1! Read more

@TomasDR: It's just the notification from WeatherBug. The option to display the temperature in the bar is in Menu>Preferences>Enable Notification. Hope that helps :) Read more

Nobody mentioned Mileage? I absolutely love all the cool charts and graphs and stats. Can you tell when New York switched to the winter fuel blend and when I put my snow tires on?

I think I'm most impressed by the fact that the owner realized that the car was, in fact, at one point new. Either that or he's trying to sell it as a rejuvenation treatment, I can't quite tell which. Read more

This guy was feeling particularly susceptible to Mercury poisoning. It was a public service, really. Read more

@CorporateFelon: I'm pretty sure that if there were no lights people would be killing themselves, not just each other. Anybody who enjoys being alive should probably stay out of the city on that day, though. Read more

@Jackie: Search them for paper. And bring me a rock. Read more

I propose we let people try to win some Darwin awards by turning out all the traffic lights in Manhattan for a day. I think New York would be a much more pleasant place to be after that. Read more

The girlfriend was stupid. She should have convinced him to get the car instead of the house in the first place. Also would have been easier for her to split with if she was already thinking of breaking things off. (I keed, I keed!) Read more

@Senethior459: I actually like video chatting on mute so I can continue listening to my music or watching videos or whatever. But it gets weird very quickly if you forget you're in a video chat (like if you have another window on top) and then suddenly realize someone has been watching you the whole time. Read more