Shouldn't we just rename it the Gulf of Messico? Read more

Definitely, absolutely, positively not my Miata. Read more

@Jack Schuleman: Erm... you are aware this story was published on June 4th, 2009, right? Read more

@Jack Schuleman: Hence the "gauging by the number of passengers most Americans carry" part. Sure, I occasionally see buses packed completely full, but I see at least an equal or greater number of buses with only a handful of passengers and sometimes none at all. 2000g CO2/mile divided by no passengers is... oh wait,… Read more

@michaelsart: There is a category called "snap judgement" on Jezebel. Yes, I'm serious. But for the love of god, if you go over there, hold your tongue! They get banhappy pretty fast. Read more

@monkei: There are also three non-Canepas running around, I believe, registered under the "Show and Display" law Bill Gates managed to get passed specifically so he could bring a 959 into the States. I don't know whose I saw driving around up north, but it was white and oh so sexy. Read more

Did I hear call for a drink mentioned?

@monkei: I've actually seen one driving around the roads of Northern California. I freaked out and tried to make my friend follow it, but as a non-car person, he just didn't get it. Read more

If they had used a 959, they could have outrun the law. On the other hand, the 959 would have outvalued the payload too, so maybe they should have just stolen a 959, run that and then sold it. Read more

OH GOD ITS MULTIFACETED EYES ARE WATCHING ME EXHALE CO2 Read more

This is making me nostalgic for a place I'm not even familiar with. Read more

@Adam: I had to drive on a real road. I got somewhat distracted because of the pristine Countach parked right across the street, but I still managed to pass just fine. Read more

@mdensch: I'd rather get my car slightly squished than die. Read more

Until they get this, I'm not interested.

@Baby beater Benz: Looks like they're trying to use a Slim Jim too. The kind made of meat. Read more

@Flathead Smith and the Screaming Straight Pipes: don't the cops usually know where to look, too? Read more

@McMike: I drive a Miata. :P Read more

@87CapriceEstateReplacedBy95Voy...: Aw, I'm not trying to make people feel bad or think i'm some judgmental asshole. I just wish the skills were a little more commonplace. You are absolutely forgiven because your intentions are good. :) Read more

@SerialThriller: Actually about half the gas stations in my area (Long Island) either are full serve stations or have at least one island that is full serve. It really weirded me out the first time I went to one by mistake. Read more

@Wolfy Kovac: Hell no! I've been sort of a slave to my schoolwork :-/ But I'm hoping to be (and stay!) back for the moment. I missed you guys! Read more