Oh, really? My best reminder that I need new brakes has always been LOOKING AT MY DAMN BRAKE PADS. Read more

@thePrototype: Sorry sweetheart, not everyone is as permissive as bigdaddyshouseparty.com. Besides, some people have learned to multitask. Read more

@Optixtruf: If you had fully embraced the Mormon faith and married into it, then even a "thrust diverter" will still get the job done. ;) Read more

@$kaycog: Oh man. I'll see you in a month when Firefox loads. :P Read more

I thought a "thrust diverter" was dad knocking at the door with a shotgun. Doesn't sound like that would be very effective for this. Read more

@jumpmanx2424: Zing! Read more

@$kaycog: Why thank you, my lovely financially-focused friend! So tell me, is Stormchasers still alive or has it broken every browser on earth by now? (You know if you tell me it's still going, I HAVE to check it out.) Read more

Perfect for "art appreciation" parties too, provided they're sponsored by BMW. Read more

Damn, I want that kind of acceleration. Read more

@rhodesman: Aaaaand hearted :) What's been up, dude? Is this the first post of mine you've seen (or at least recognized)? Read more

@monsterajr: Heh, I suppose I might call it an intranets thing! And yes, very nice job on the quick ID :) (1999 NB, to be specific) Read more

@monsterajr: Being up on the internets won't help unless you're up on OUR internets. ;) Read more

@Scandinavian Flick: Holy crap, the picture is gigantanormous! Sorry y'all, I didn't resize; click at your own risk. Read more

Very very tiny dead hookers. Read more

Herro.....

@KeyserSöze - Professional Blog Commenter: Not a problem, I can't expect the boys to remember my name when I don't post in months. I'll hopefully be back in full force soon! Read more

@Ray Wert: Not quite sure what happened with the comments yesterday... wanted to post this then.

@AlienProbe: I'm just gonna point out that this seems strangely appropriate coming from someone with the handle "AlienProbe". Read more

@gman1023: Yikes, the picture from the article doesn't make her look frighteningly skinny, but the stats sure do. 5'6" and 91 lbs? I'm the same height and probably have a good 30 lbs on her, and people still complain that I'mtoo skinny. "Twiggy" is right... and that ain't a compliment. Read more

@SanSerif: Good point on the terminology. Yes, I specifically meant the glyphs, not the Arabic system (vs. Roman numerals or counts of five or something). Read more