Please don't banhammer us Jalops that happen to come in here to comment. This just popped up in our stream unannounced; we're not doing a raid. Thank you. Read more

@Number_Six: I laugh now, because you make joke! Read more

@Fish5: Stop it!!! I can't take it anymore! Read more

@Number_Six: I know, it was terrifying at the time. I was only 13 and I was convinced I was going to watch my dad plunge to his death in the middle of our vacation in Bali. That would have sort of ruined the whole thing, ya know? Read more

@Number_Six: Like a Japanese schoolgirl with tentacles coming out from.... oh never mind, I'm just gonna be quiet now. Read more

@spiegel1: You mean the heroin they used to cure "the vapors"?

@Number_Six: Aren't you grateful they weren't using Aye Ayes then?

@Ash78, Forza Micturspurts: You'll be driving around for a long while, I fear. Maybe you could alleviate the boredom by taking the 'ring taxi with Sabine? Read more

@clevemire: Hahaha, you're one of the few people who noticed that I mess with people's names when I'm responding to them. Nice job, and a heart right back atcha. Read more

@RLJ676-LS3 Commuter Car - for the environment: If you work with true German-speaking Germans, you should definitely hear a second syllable in there. It shouldn't be as emphasized as the first syllable, but it's definitely wrong to not have it. Read more

@quagland: The Lollipop Guild? Sounds kinky. Read more

@SerialThriller: Ugh, I don't even wanna know. My first name is Greek and my last name is German, so I know first hand about crazy misspellings and pronunciations. You know it's bad when you get really excited that someone got it remotely right. Read more

@duurtlang: That's true, but the basic pronunciation rules are still the same. Read more

@KeyserSöze - Professional Blog Commenter: Exactly! Nobody mispronounces it like "Fur AIR ee", so why would anyone bastardize Porsche? Read more

@Electro Gyrocator: He would say "mow toe GOOT see" if he's brushed up on his Italian. Read more

Lame. Do it in a Carrera GT and I'll be impressed. Until then, I'm more impressed with my ability to live and camp out of my Miata. Read more

@KeyserSöze - Professional Blog Commenter: I almost couldn't watch it because of that. I ended up muting it, which actually makes the video sort of funny in a "wtf? non sequitur" way. Read more

@Leeeeena the Jalopchick: Alternatively, R8 with carbon fiber blades. Read more

CCXR. Read more

@Lotte: beat them off? Read more