Congrats, DeltaWing Racer! Let me go see if I can find a SFW prize for you... check back in a few minutes, mmm'kay? Read more

@Shamoononon: Does it? I thought it was pretty hot. Read more

@doug-g: For the sake of Jalopnik's editor-in-chief, that's probably for the best. ;) The best I could do is give him the non-heebie jeebies! Read more

@doug-g: *checks self* Nope, don't think so. I'm actually Chinese-German, if that leads you to any brilliant conclusions (please share if it does!). Read more

@dragon951: Think I'm too old to be adopted by Bruce? I'd rather not have to marry him. Read more

@DonLuc: Recipe? It's just cookies + cream. Duh. Read more

Wait, so does that technically make it a rear-driver-facing back-asswards-clad FWD car? Read more

@Matt Hardigree: Mmm, I'm looking forward to it! :D Read more

@doug-g: I'm not even going to mention giving the dog a bone. Wait, damn. Read more

@dragon951: Oh, really? Wow, I wonder what he's keeping then! Read more

If he was really sorry, he'd have sent someone in with these bows.

@Nurburgring: Sounds good to me! *shake* Read more

@pauljones: She was attractive still in Mean Girls and cute as a button in The Parent Trap, but the Columbian snow has taken its toll on her. Read more

@Nurburgring: I didn't forget! I was just talking about current Toyota products only, not including Lexus offerings. I was actually one of the LF-A's biggest fans initially, although my enthusiasm has waned slightly. Read more

@Nurburgring: I think we should all make a pact to put horrifying images like that as a response to a comment so it at least has a chance to be minimized. Please? Read more

Spatter some specks of mud on it and call it Vanilla Bean, or pee on it and call it French Vanilla. Read more

@doug-g: Better a ray of sunshine than Ray where the sun don't shine. You've been clicked as well, my newest friend! Read more

@pauljones: Up her nose with a rubber hose? Read more

@doug-g: A double-ended entendre? Read more

@TraderCoz: That's pretty sweet, but I wouldn't say it's a supercar in the same sense. I mean, a 959 is still competitive with most of today's super high end sports cars and even some modern supercars. It is absolutely legendary. Read more