Fancy Kristen! Things have really gone downhill around here without you. There is no longer anyone with any class in this joint. Well, there is some, but it’s low. Be careful, you’re one of the best and sorely missed. Read more

YAY! HI Kristen! Read more

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Kristen! We’ve missed you so much, please come back!  Read more

You need to fire Fancy Kristen. I heard her last expense report was a fifteen thousand dollar bar tab, and that she was temporarily banned from Dubai for yelling so hard at a Burmese Tiger for not knowing how to operate the massage functions in the back of a Rolls Royce which was on loan from the government of that… Read more

Some things never change.  Read more

Oh yeah, his browser tabs! It’s the most terrifying fucking thing. He has like 5,000 Chrome tabs at any given times. I don’t think he’s shut down his computer since like 2012. Read more

I still can’t believe Jalopnik lasted 15 minutes, let alone 15 years. But I can always count on good people finding their way to becoming keeper of the takes. Godspeed, Ballaban. May a haircut that suits your face someday find you, as it has still eluded me. Or mine. Whatever. Read more

Remembering our office pod feels like halcyon days. Good company at a company that wasn’t so good. Good luck to Mike and his quest to one day drive a car. Read more

I read that my senior year of college when I decided to take a 300-level literature class on a whim (I was a history major). Loved the book, loved the class (also read Walker Percy, Ben Jonson, and other comedic classics I otherwise would have missed out upon), and *anyone* who reads Flannery O’Connor for pleasure is… Read more

Your stuff here on Jalponik was first rate, and if there’s anything that would make me look at or even bookmark anything called “business insider” it would be the prospect of reading your crazy jazz over there. Good luck in all your future endeavors, and don’t keep the aspidistra flying!
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Shit. This sucks. She wrote some of the best short form science fiction I’ve ever read.
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Kristen Lee is so steadfastly opposed to lame-ass shit that she refused to stop making fun of me for months after she realized that General Tso’s chicken is my go-to order at a Chinese restaurant. She called me white as hell, a weenie from Ohio, and roasted my basic-ness. Read more

Your articles have always had an honest take and I for one appreciated that.  You will be missed! Read more

We know the true story is that you are moving to Oklahoma to start a zoo where you can pet the tiger cubs. Don’t meth with us like that. Read more

What do you think the staff is for? Read more

No, an Imperial Star Destroyer. This is FancyKristen, not merely the US military. Read more

Let me be clear; I am 100% in support of you following your career aspirations. I just will miss seeing you serve dinner on a hubcap, shit on male crybabies, and just all you write, photograph, and host. Read more

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