@Whitetrashsteve: Hey, we're busy and everyone makes mistakes. It's fixed, calm down. Next time, maybe use a tag like dangertree said. Read more

@two2tone: I think that really depends on how bad you are at teaching or how bad your girlfriend is at driving. There's plenty of girls who learn with no problems. Read more

@NomNom83: That was such a great book. Creepy, but great. My favorite was the section on the severed heads used for practicing plastic surgery. Read more

@spiegel1: No, not sarcastic. Read more

@spiegel1: What a lovely haiku. Read more

@Glen Fuller: err, what? There's no mention of 'not' in the article... Read more

@LoganSix: This makes me feel super awkward... Read more

@GDarkly: What? Philly? He plays for the Bengals... in Cincinnati... Read more

@Tossed Mazda3hatch's Chicken Salad all over Accord's face with a plate of croutons and Bleu Cheese dressing: Probably not; Ray mainly eats burgers and sandwiches. I don't know about Roy though, he can be a little unpredictable and crazy... Read more

@Tossed Mazda3hatch's Chicken Salad all over Accord's face with a plate of croutons and Bleu Cheese dressing: Or maybe even to feed to him. Read more

@spiegel1: Actually, that's why we need new interns... Read more

@dparks: What's your point? I, for one, think wagons are awesome and feel no need to justify it. So do lots of other people. Read more

@Americanmoviedirector: It's a play on words... "Plumb" means to a complete degree, as in "you're plumb crazy"... Read more

@koolykool44: I don't know, to me it's one of those things where it's not like it's some crazy unpronounceable language. It's so easy to say why not say it the right way? Read more

@koolykool44: Dude you are confusing me. I was asking for clarification because you said, "I say porsche, its ridiculous o say it the correct way." But Porsche is the right way... Read more

@speed7bump: Actually, seeing as it's derived from evolution, which is pronounced as both eh-vuh-lution and ee-voh-lution, both are acceptable. Read more

@koolykool44: Wait- you're saying you say porsh? without the accent at the end? Read more

@pauljones: Thank you so much. Really. I've given up trying to be nice and rational. I tried to be fair and give warnings, and instead I get attacked. Le sigh. I feel like I should know to expect this, but still some part of me hopes for some sort of order. Read more

@pj134: After this very long conversation, I can see that you mean no harm. But I've come across a lot of other pretty terrible comments by some people who seem to have been encouraged by others. Maybe show a little bit more discretion when being so outright- sometimes it's hard to tell who is joking and who… Read more

@pj134: I think that's great, but judging from what you've said in offtopic and how you seem to relish mocking Jezebel, you're going to have to forgive my skepticism. Especially after seeing your call to arms to others- for some jalops it really just brings out their nasty and vindictive side. Read more