Of course - I should’ve put this in the funding plan, show we got this completely locked. Take note, future investors I’ve got my alterna-hottie lined up and we would look way better at the Met Ball. Read more

I’ll send it to R&D. Read more

Oh no I’m bullet proof on that, everyone loves middle aged ladies who who get on with Mary Jane. It can be a film starring Jennifer Lawrence in like 20 years. Read more

Ah that’s my second phase, when I’m gonna get drunk and tell everyone on LinkedIn they’re squares in a rambling vlog. Read more

I have just hoot-laughed into my long-suffering boyfriend’s ear about yet another thing I am going to have to explain extensively; thank you Read more

I’m being flippant, obviously but there was a long-running joke on Top Gear that no one knew what torque was. Read more

Red Bull is an unknown, Renault is a factory sincere investment. It might not work out but they’ve just pulled everyone who knows everything about optimising a powertrain (ie: a much bigger MGU-K) out of Formula E so that has to be worth... actually quite a lot. Read more

Thank you pal, appreciated! Read more

They’ve never built engines, is the answer. Their entire F1 success is as a customer - that’s no sin, they’ve won many championships on it (as have Williams) but they’ve absolutely lost it in the hybrid era. Read more

Good point, I should’ve said ‘down by one’ not ‘down to one.’ Writing is hard. Read more

I don’t think it’s a Briticism; ‘big dick energy’ has been a recent meme apropos a picture of Ariana Grande looking happy walking next to her fiancé, who had his keys in his pocket; Ricciardo said it while he was waiting on the grid last Grand Prix. Read more

I think it may be a significant factor - Renault were looking to poach Newey, too and you’re absolutely right that RBR have suffered when Newey has previously stepped back. Read more

There’s no way Ferrari would take anyone other than Leclerc or Raikkonen for that seat, they have juniors coming out of their ears currently. Read more

Hate to break it to you but opinion pieces are a form of journalism. But also I meant since they were in grown-up series; legitimately my mistake as I thought Bourdais had a title since, which it turns out he doesn't. Read more

Maybe not the factory teams; however, look where the Merc-supplied teams are compared to the Ferrari-supplied. Read more

Cheers, I’ll revise my travel plans for 2018/19 then. Read more

A thingy that looks a bit like a TARDIS. Used to have em on roads. Read more

I forgot to buy any of Terminal 1 when it was being auctioned off but there’s a bench near Costa that should have my name on it... Read more

Phoning Lewis Hamilton. Read more

Nah they’re single-unit batteries it’s literally just a name. At the minute the beef around Ferrari is that they might be using a ‘double layer’ pack. Read more