hazelsouthwell
Hazel Southwell
hazelsouthwell

Dearest Hazel can I be the Grimes to your Musk, I will start working on my debut electropop banger for this express purpose Read more

You’ll need a gimmick to cement your ‘operating on a different plane than you’ CEO persona. Perhaps during press conferences you could intermittently break the 4th wall by looking into the camera with a knowing smirk a’la Ricky Gervais? Read more

Approved. Your salary is ₽2935.02. Get to work. Read more

What is the going rate on these cars now that they are basically obsolete? They would be a fun track day toy. Read more

About 30-40', assuming it’s still in the car, then I would either need a break or some help. Out of it...maybe a foot..on a good day..after working out for a few weeks first. Read more