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Rob Emslie
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Rob Emslie is a contributing writer for Jalopnik. He has too many cars, and not enough time to work on them all.

Rob, that Buick is a beaut. I remember these cars. Dad had one for a while. Rode like a cloud on the freeway. The Sunday crowd thought it was a little “too much” with the luxurious grille and chrome alloys. They dont make em like they used to. Why doesn’t the fella list this in the Sunday Classifieds so I can call him Read more

NP, but gahhh, the sea of cheap gray plastic. Also, you’d want to do something about that right side mirror. Read more

If you knowingly buy a fake Rolex for one-fifth the price of a real Rolex, you’re still a sucker. ND. Read more

What the hell is this?? To me it's not even CP. Is this even something you'd want for free? It looks like a headache wrapped in cheap plastic. Maybe there is merit somewhere, that I can't see. Enlighten me, please.
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I’ve seen enough Top Gear to know that the decimal point on this car is 1 place too far to the right. ND Read more

Aww No love so far this poor car. Hey, I am first in commenting. But I am quite sure that this will end up as one of the largest NDs ever recorded on this page. Read more

It looks really nice but not my cup of tea. Read more

They are lovely cars to drive as long as you aren’t in a hurry. The down side is it will be showing its age every few months using parts that are harder and harder to get. But that isn’t a terrible price as long as you understand that.  Read more

ND! Two better options? Miata or Chrysler LeBaron, depending on your priorities. Read more

Its the best looking car BMW makes right now, and this one looks fantastic. However, the asking price is *aspirational*. ND Read more

Craigslist to sell a $100k+ car??? Read more

Nope, the aftermarket detracts, I don’t care who did the work.
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Oof. An Alfa in Philly? The visible rust is just the tip of the iceberg. My money says he got the wheels off and restored, but never looked underneath the car until they put them back on. That was when they said “Nope. Time for another sucker.” Read more

Parts car only. I would almost guarantee there is terminal rust in the shock towers in the front.  Read more

I like it, if you break it down into price per passenger vs 2 seat and 4 seat options the deal seems better.  Hop in my Chrysler (product) its as big as a whale and about to set sail.  Nice Price Read more

This one is local to me. The plus is some of the normal age stuff has been handled, but there is plenty more where that came from. NP as long as the buyer understands this is too old to be a daily.  Read more

This is something like 6 Jaguars of this era with a SBC in them. There was one for sale locally and the owner said that the cost of getting the V12 fixed was way more than the car was worth, but a SBC was an easy swap. Read more

Take the 1 off the front and it’s still too high. ND
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