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Rob Emslie
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Rob Emslie is a contributing writer for Jalopnik. He has too many cars, and not enough time to work on them all.

It reminds me of a trip I took to Maui years ago when these seemed to be the official rental car of the Islands. Good times! Read more

Hey, the coupe is about 100 pounds heavier than this! Read more

Just for shits and giggles, check this one on eBay: Read more

The more important question: how many of these NPOND posts have been written while on the toilet? Read more

By drop top, do you mean the SSR? That was a bit of a different bird. Still, point taken. Read more

I believe the proper form is “camaraderie. Read more

Allow me to introduce you the wacky world of Mercedes-Benz W123 diesel estates. Read more

They are a good bit roomier than a Se7en. It’s no Caddy limo, mind you, but you can at least zip up your fly in the MG. Not too sure about the Se7en. Read more

Perhaps it has something to do with that large body of water in the background of some of the pics?  Read more

I could be mistaken but I believe the little box behind the rear-view mirror is the light sensor for the automatic headlamps. The stuff in the boot looks to be two umbrellas, an ice scraper, and a battery jump pack. Not sure if any of those come with the car, but it wouldn’t hurt to ask. Read more

Would love to do so, but I like the look of the Becker that’s already in the car. Also, the PCCM unit alone costs something like five or six times what I spent on all the interior work. Read more

Now that I can move the driver’s seat back and forth so as to access the four mounting bolts I most certainly could pull them out for a picnic! Read more

Yes! Ford should have kept with the Cortina here in the 1970s instead of replacing it with the Pinto. Read more

That’s a beaut. I have never had anything but bad luck with GE home appliances. I’m glad my poor experience isn’t universal. Come to think about, maybe it’s been me all along...? Read more

I don’t think this was a patrol car. It could have been some sort of administrator’s ride or smoother. I’m pretty sure the paint and the light bar are all cosplay and not original. Read more